Celiac-I-am!

In honor of Dr. Seuss's birthday, I wrote of my version of Sam-I-am. 

Here is to all my fellow Celiacs!

Celiac-I-am!

I am a celiac.

Celiac-I-am

That gluten,

That gluten!

I do not like it,

I'm a Celiac! 

Do you like gluten?

I do not like it,

Celiac-I-am.

I do not like gluten.

Would you like it

Here or there?

I would not like it here or there.

I would not like it anywhere.

I do not like Gluten.

I do not like it,

Celiac-I-am

Would you like it in a house?

Would you like it with a mouse?

I do not like it in a house.

I do not like it with a mouse.

I do not like it here or there.

I do not like it anywhere.

I do not like gluten,

I do not like it, I'm a Celiac!

Would you eat it in a box?

Would you eat it with a fox?

Not in a box.

Not with a fox.

Not in a house.

Not with a mouse.

I would not eat it here or there.

I would not eat it anywhere.

I would not eat gluten, you see.

It makes me sick, I'm Celiac, let me be!

Would you? Could you? in a car?

Eat it! Eat it!

Here it is.

I would not,

could not, in a car

You may like it.

You will see.

You may like it in a tree?

I would not in a tree.

I would not, could not in a tree.

Not in a car! You let me be.

I do not like it in a box.

I do not like it with a fox

I do not like it in a house

I do not like it with a mouse

I do not like it here or there.

I do not like it anywhere.

I do not like gluten, you see.

It makes me sick, Celiac-I-am, let me be!

A train! A train!

A train! A train!

Could you, would you

on a train?

Not on a train! Not in a tree!

Not in a car! I'm Celiac! Let me be!

I would not, could not, in a box.

I could not, would not, with a fox.

I will not eat it with a mouse

I will not eat it in a house.

I will not eat it here or there.

I will not eat it anywhere.

I do not like it, Celiac-I-am.

Say!

In the dark?

Here in the dark!

Would you, could you, in the dark?

I would not, could not,

in the dark

Would you, could you,

in the rain?

I would not, could not, in the rain.

Not in the dark. Not on a train,

Not in a car, Not in a tree.

I do not like it, I'm Celiac, you see.

Not in a house. Not in a box.

Not with a mouse. Not with a fox.

I will not eat it here or there.

I will not eat it anywhere!

You do not like

gluten?

I do not

like it,

Celiac-I-am.

Could you, would you,

with a goat?

I would not,

could not.

with a goat!

Would you, could you,

on a boat?

I could not, would not, on a boat.

I will not, will not, with a goat.

I will not eat it in the rain.

I will not eat it on a train.

Not in the dark! Not in a tree!

Not in a car! You let me be!

I do not like it in a box.

I do not like it with a fox.

I will not eat it in a house.

I do not like it with a mouse.

I do not like it here or there.

I do not like it ANYWHERE!

I do not like

Gluten!

I do not like it,

Celiac-I-am.

You do not like it.

SO you say.

Try it! Try it!

And you may.

Try it and you may I say.

What?

Let me be,

I will not try it

You will see.

Say!

Gluten makes me sick!

It does! Even a crumb, you see! I'm a Celiac

And I can not eat wheat!

And I can not eat rye!

And I can not eat barley!

And even oats can be a problem for me,

Because cross-contamination you see!

So I will not eat it in a box.

And I will not eat it with a fox.

And I will not eat it in a house.

And I will not eat it with a mouse.

And I will not eat it here and there.

Say! I will not eat it ANHYWHERE!

I do not like gluten!

Thank you!

Thank you,

Celiac-I-am